So, I thought that today I could talk about some of the things that get on my nerves. Like, not just annoy me, but things that can get a REACTION out of me. Here it goes.
- Water. Yeah you know that pesky thing that is literally EVERYWHERE! Its like you can never get away from it. Anyway, this stuff especially when mixed with air (the stuff that is surrounding you right now) causes me to oxidize. I lose electrons, start to flake and fall apart. If that's to technical then let me spell it out for you; WATER IN AIR MAKES ME RUST! So, yeah. I kind of have a fight to pick with those damp spring days.
- Halogens. Now, don't get me wrong, I love you guys, but your like the super temperamental and easily explosive people my mom told me to stay away from. Yeah, I'm looking at you Fluorine, Chlorine, and Bromine. You guys have a similar effect to air when we are together. Like, you change me. I heard someone call us a ferric (Fe(III)) the other day (whatever that means).
- Acids. Yeah you suck. Also: A NOTE FOR SULPHURIC ACID - your dissolving me bud.
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